Hopefully this weekend isn’t boring. I can’t imagine I will be that
lucky, though. I have to see another stupid play at 7:30 tonight which
is called “Working”. Got any reviews for me on that one, Kristin? LOL.
I’m just kinda bored right now. So bored that I’ve been watching all the home run highlights on the baseball teams’ websites.
NFL Picks – Week 4
Last week: 8-6 Season: 19-26-1
TAMPA BAY (-6.5) over Detroit
After three games of their career, no one has ever run for more yards
than Cadillac Williams. Not only is he the ridiculously obvious pick
for Rookie of the Year, he is the NFL’s MVP right now.
Seattle (+2) over WASHINGTON
Strictly because the Washington freaking Redskins cannot be 3-0, not
with 67-year-old Mark Brunell at quarterback. It’s not possible. And I
like Shaun Alexander better than Clinton Portis. Now I think of it,
Clinton Portis would be a fantastic porn star name. I should look into
CINCINNATI (-9.5) over Houston
“Who covered 85 in 2005?”
Dunta Robinson [ ] Yes [X] No
JACKSONVILLE (-4) over Denver
Byron Leftwich continues to be the most underrated player in the
league. Ask 100 people if they’d rather have him or Plummer and you
would get way too many answers for Plummer.
Indianapolis (-7) over TENNESSEE
The Colts just don’t like winning the games I pick for them. I keep
losing because of their crappy offensive play. But I think seven points
is narrow enough for them to cover.
NEW ENGLAND (-5.5) over San Diego
The Harrison injury might single-handedly derail the Patriot dynasty.
I’m not even kidding. But let’s stop with all the “Belichick has dealt
with SO many injuries” crap. No team in the league has the depth that
the Pats do, and this will be the first injury that actually makes the
team any worse.
NEW ORLEANS (PK) over Buffalo
The Saints, in their fourth game, finally get a decently close to ‘home’ setting. I think that will vault them to win.
St. Louis (+3) over NY GIANTS
Yup…didn’t think Eli could beat a playoff-bound team. He ain’t doing it this week either.
NY JETS (+7) over Baltimore
One crappy QB and one good defense versus one crappy QB and one good defense.
Hmmm…I think I’ll take the points.
ATLANTA (-6) over Minnesota
Yeah, maybe Culpepper is back…but the Saints aren’t exactly a
lockdown defense. Chicago will win the NFC North with six wins. I’m
sticking to that.
Philadelphia (+2) over KANSAS CITY
Whoever was the genius who decided this line definitely didn’t watch Monday Night Football last week…
OAKLAND (-3) over Dallas
For all the whining about the Patriots’ nightmare schedule this year,
where’s the love for the Raiders? They’ve played the two Super Bowl
teams from last year plus the Chiefs and now the Cowboys. That’s three
playoff teams from last year and one team that is talented enough to be
a playoff team. Seems worse to me than playing Carolina as New England
did a couple weeks ago.
San Francisco (+2.5) over ARIZONA
Brilliant move by the NFL to move this game to Mexico. The Cardinals
will probably set a new home attendance record because people there
might actually care about this game.
CAROLINA (-7.5) over Green Bay
Please….please…please don’t lose to the friggin Packers….PLEASE….